

Sidequest: A silly storySide-quest: What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?Sidequest: A silly story
A long time ago in the land of Nod there was a great hero, a warrior prince who could not be defeated in battle. He would go on grand quests to save princesses in distress and defeat mighty dragons. The tales of his heroism are still told today. But this story has nothing to do with princesses or dragons but with the search for the most important thing in this young princes life. This is the story of the great warrior prince Michael and his quest for lunch. (Dramatic music plays Dum, dum, dum) Once in the midst of a grand quest of courag
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...wait, did I just type that out loud?
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It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean. (But it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.)
Hoorah for double entendres, my friends. 8D
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